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LONG STORY
Ok, you know who you are...I haven't seen you since I told you what was told to me, I am at work remember...I always invited you over but you didn't seem to want to come over and spend a night with me. Did you have something to hide from me? It always seemed like there was something. Couldn't put my hand on it but there was always something. Now you are just staying away. I am trying to give you the same respect and not be at your job, if we go together show your damn face..your face is still plastered beside me. What should I do? Comments »»

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I HATE YOU
Parker, I fucking hate your guts.you are shady and coniving, only out for your own freakish little pleasures.in all my life I have NEVER met a bigger scumbag than you-im not naive and I clearly knew what kind of guy you were but you have managed to still surprise me and show me that you are the world's biggest asshole and instead of just bitching about it I'm eliminating you from my life altogether. you really know how to fool people but now I know the real you. you might be gorgeous on the outside, but on the inside you're the ugliest piece of shit I've ever met. I love/hate you always. Comments »»


LATE PRESENT
I was attending classes of 15th and jfk you are a pretty cute guy if you are still interested you can e-mail me at 2amball3@live.com and best of all i still want you to be my LATE PRESENT. Comments »»


TO: L.M.L.
You think that you defeated me by cheating on me all of that time with that whore you're going to marry? You did me a favor! I was growing tired of your short dick and your inability to keep it up. You think that I would have fallen apart after I decided to leave you? I'm better, my man makes more money than you and can actually fuck. I don't have to worry about a controlling mother who is such a bitch, any man who has she's ever been serious with, ended up smoking crack. It's funny that A. W. thought that I still wanted you, I guess she didn't know that you were the one calling me trying to get me to fuck you. She can keep you though, cause soon you won't even be a dr. look for a letter from the medical board. Who's the bitch now? Comments »»


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YOUR THE TOPS!
Just wanted to show you a big Thank you to Melissa that works at the Robbins 8th & Walnut store! Just wanted to say thank you for all the helpfulness, friendliness!! This is what I do! I call out the people that do such good things, and continue to do good things! Thanks I will see you in April! Once again Happy New Year!! Alex Comments »»


TO MY BOSS
You are the Biggest Jack Ass I have ever worked for. I look for a new job every night when I get home from your asshole office! Comments »»

ABOUT YOU
Dreaming of You Albert F. I dreamed about you again last night. The third dream since October. But it's not just nostalgia. These dreams are telling me something - there is something very wrong in your life right now - I can feel it. And why I'm still connected to you somehow after all of this time, I don't know. All that I know and all that I hope is that everything works out for the best for you and your family. Theresa W. Comments »»


TATTOO MOMMY
Well I am doing this cause I know you read this. You are one of the best things that I have ever had my hands on and let slip through my fingers. you have an amazing style to you and that which is sweet and innocent but yet has flaws. you also have a badass front that is what drew me too you for your nature of the beast. when you decide to smile I have to take a second look just to remember its beautiful moment, so please just do not forget the times we have had and lets keep at the pace we are to allow the winter to clear and re-seed the garden to see if a flower may grow in the tainted soil once again. Comments »»


WAITING
I just got home and I have missed you so much after being away - I hungered to see you, hear your voice, smell you...I dreamed of you almost every night, I was hoping to see you soon after the plane landed. But my phone does not ring, no knock at my door, have you missed me? I wish that you were here now, your arms enveloping me, your head buried in my neck. I would kiss the top of your head, I would keep you safe. I would love you forever....come to me.....I am begging.... Comments »»


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DOG OWNERS
To all you lazy, irresponsible fuckheads on church street-put your fuckin dogs on a leash! You live in a city, for christ sake, no on some farm in bumblefuck, pennsylvania! Comments »»


SADNESS GO AWAY
I was a little afraid to post something for you on here. Guess I feel guilty since I feel pressured to commit to something else that I can't seem to allow to progress....and hasn't even really begun. At the same time I'm afraid to make him feel threatened,he has a real dark side, I've seen it, and oh I don't know. No sense laying all that on you.Bottom line is I just can't shake that sadness in your eyes no matter how I try. Comments »»


I MISS YOU
i still think about you, and wonder...are you alright? I just have this undeniable need to know you're ok. Haven't seen the real you in a long....long time.The you I do see in the pictures doesn't smile anymore. You're still every bit as handsome, but you look sad. You used to smile all the time when I knew you. I shouldn't be doing this right now, but I can't seem to stop caring no matter how much time passes.I'm sorry I didn't say more last time we saw eachother. I meant to follow up on what you told me, but I was afraid.I could have easily made the time to come see you, and I'm sorry I didn't. It wasn't that I didn't care.It was fear. The fear is still there, but despite that I miss you. I want to hear you laugh again, to see you smile. I remember how even your eyes used to smile,now they just look dark and vacant. Comments »»


I MISS US
Damn, what is your deal...really what is my deal waiting to see what you are going to do in our so called relationship....well I have seen you in 3 weeks I guess that it is over. You know who you are I really don't have to put your name out there like that but you work at my favorite resturuant on South Street. I do miss you, but the ball is in your court...it is your move....if I don't hear from you I guess that you are spending time with you family...good luck with yhat...I am out of the equation. Bye Comments »»


YUCKY PHLEM BALLS
I love you, I don't hate you, but I am SO grossed out by you. PLEASE ask the person who sits outside during breaks to stop hocking up big giant phlem balls and spitting them all over the side walk. Every day as I walk by I need to cross the street to avoid the giant pools of spit. Please stop the madness. I really do love your food... but I hate the sidewalk!!! p.s Can he spit into the empy lot next door? Comments »»

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CORNER STORE ASSHOLE
To all the people receiving assistance from the government. Hey if you really need assistance from the government, you should buy the food you really need. The government is not giving you this money to buy potato chips, candy, soda and those damn dutches. You should buy food like normal people, I am getting tired of coming into the store and you guys are buying bullshit, and holding up the fucking line. Comments »»


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