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September 11th 2008
CP 2008 Fall GuideCity Paper's guide to the fall arts and music
Still Singing A RainbowSipping scotch and shooting the breeze with children's TV legend Dear Old Captain Noah
by Shaun BradyThe Magical Ark has been in drydock now for 14 years and will soon be on
display, along with puppets, props and costumes, when the new Please
Touch Museum opens next month. But Captain Noah has yet to hang up his
cap and uniform for good.
Kids in the Hall by Shaun BradyWhen it opens its doors on Oct. 18, the Please Touch will breathe fresh
life into Memorial Hall, the architectural gem built for the 1876
Centennial World's Fair that has been neglected and underutilized for
decades.
The Genre JumperGreg Giovanni makes one fine mess of theater art.
by Deni KasrelThe private Greg Giovanni is a voracious bookworm. But on the public
side, he's recognized for being a provocative and often outrageous
director/playwright/actor.
Ink, Sweat and TearsRising hip-hop producer Stress plays through the pain.
by Deesha DyerHis father would be proud: Eighteen years after entering the music world, Stress is on top of his game.
Classical Calendar by Peter Burwasser
Dance Calendar by Deni Kasrel
Jazz Calendar by Shaun Brady
Opera Calendar by Peter Burwasser
Rock/Pop Calendar by Jesse Delaney
Roots Calendar by Mary Armstrong
Theater Calendar by Mark Cofta
Visual Art Calendar by Robin Rice

Editor's Letter:
The TrialLet's talk Fumo.
by Brian HowardThe man is a lightning rod: a favorite South Philly son or a beacon of what's wrong with politics.
Slant:
Time to McPanic?Why liberals are taking their coffee with cream, sugar and despair.
by David FarisThe idea that candidates for the second-highest office in the land
should be able to answer simple questions has been successfully
redefined as a central plank in the vast left-wing conspiracy against
the heartland.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Over the past eight months, he's been more of a social butterfly than an impetus for change."
Buying Up BabyPhilly-area Disc Makers acquired Portland's CD Baby. How come?
by A.D. AmorosiDisc Makers is a company that manufactures about 40 million CDs a year,
duplicates CDs and DVDs, and produces custom merchandise and graphic
design for promotional printing. Why would a company
like this go further into the music biz at what some are calling its
lowest point?
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiThere is mourning to be done on this day. We will do so. But you can't
help but feel that an America reborn from those gray ashes is all about
a fresh start, a furious start.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenI guess now I don't have to bother checking on whether they have chariot parking.
Fumo's FutureWhat you can expect to hear in the state senator's trial.
by Tom NamakoIt's important to first understand what, exactly, federal prosecutors
say they have on Fumo, beyond general terms like mail fraud, wire fraud
and obstructing justice. Fumo, they say, used the public's money to buy
an amazing array of stuff for himself, and then tried to hide that from
authorities.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Citizen Mom:
The Birds and the Bees at the RNCThe whole thing gave me a weird flashback to when I was 15, standing on
a church altar and holding my best friend's baby while he was baptized. I certainly don't
recall applause, however, and while I heard Laura called many names by
many people during those difficult years, "hero" wasn't one of them.
More-Public ParkIs City Council giving Fairmount Park to the people? Or to the wrong people?
by Diane FiskeThe Fairmount Park Commission is threatened with abolishment in the form of a proposal to place Fairmount Park under the control of the mayor and City Council.

Art:
Wreck and AffectThomas Frank is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore.
by Joel Tannenbaum"When I wrote What's the Matter With Kansas? it was about 50/50:
people that agreed with me and people that really, really disagreed in
a really visceral kind of way, And now I can't get anybody to defend
the Bush administration. The only defense people can come up with is to
say he's not a real conservative, which four years ago they would never
have said."
Fest Bets: Week 3Short Previews
How Philly Moves | Media Addicts | oOOoOoOo
Re-View:
Fantastic FourDouglas Blau, R. Crumb, Kate Gilmore and Odili Donald Odita at the Institute of Contemporary Art
by Robin RiceThis sort of fetishistic contortion is something Crumb's fans come to
the show to admire, the limber young person offering surprisingly
juxtaposed views of a round-cheeked face and coordinating underpants.
Arts Picks:
VI DegressSat., Sept. 13, 8 p.m.; Sun., Sept. 14, 7 p.m.; $25, Mandell Theatre, Drexel University, 3141 Chestnut St., 610-453-6365, gokashproductions.com.
by Mark CoftaThis new play by Lincoln University grad Kash Goins dangles an intriguing juxtaposition.
Rock 'n' Roll by Joel TannenbaumWe get to enjoy Rock 'n' Roll for what it is: a clever, exuberant and often tragic exploration of the relationship between individuals and ideology.
Center for Architecture Open House by Aaron MoselleNow that the American Institute of Architects' Center for Architecture has found a new
space across from the Convention Center, Philadelphians
will be all the more encouraged to take a closer look at their own city.
Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelallTURNatives: Form + Spirits 2008 | Beyond This Time and Place: Children's Books in England | Aline Smithson: Shadows and Stains
Arts Agenda Picks:
Been There/Done ThatErotic Literary Salon
by Rachel FrankfordI thought some of it was pretty hot, but my companion was grossed out.
Then again, he's more accustomed to the Jenna Jameson oeuvre.
Just Do ItFulfilling a Prophecy: The Past and Present of the Lenape in Pennsylvania
by Dominic MercierIt's a shame most of us don't know much about the Leni Lenape people
beyond our third-grade lessons on Billy Penn and their appearance in
the works of James Fenimore Cooper.
GalleriesMuseums/ExhibitsPerforming ArtsReadings/Book Signings
Burning Down the HouseThe Coen brothers switch it up for their No Country follow-up.
by Sam AdamsAfter No Country for Old Men, it would be easy to dismiss Burn After Reading as a lark, but there's a bitter aftertaste to the movie's sugary farce.
Wise WordsPenn Cinema Studies Presents Frederick Wiseman
by Shaun Brady"Some people think that to make a documentary film, all you really need to do is have a camera and shoot."
Cold OpenBangkok Dangerous
by Drew LazorGaunt line readings and relatively homoerotic training sessions aside, Nicolas Cage really isn't the problem here.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
Twisted SistersGetting to the roots of the Sisters 3's mutant folk music.
by M.J. FineTheir dad, Dennis, calls them "the indie Partridge Family."
Reconsider Me:
Less LovedMy Bloody Valentine | Patti Smith and Kevin Shields
by M.J. FineWhat sets Shields apart from every other pedal-pusher is his insatiable taste for texture. Loveless teems with woozy white noise and tons of tremolo.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Why? | Sam Phillips | Beachwood Sparks | GZA | Philadelphia Ceili Group's 34th Annual Traditional Irish Music and Dance Festival
Music Picks:
New MonumentsMon., Sept. 15, 8 p.m., $10, with John Wiese, Morally Gray and Kudler/Fraser Duo, Circle of Hope, 1125 S. Broad St., second floor,
bowerbird.org.
by Shaun BradyThe pair create brooding, nightmarish urban landscapes, akin to a Takemitsu score for a David Lynch film.
The DuhksFri., Sept. 12, 7:30 p.m., $16, with Luke Doucet, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St.,
tinangel.com.
by Mary Armstrong"Mighty Storm," about the 1900 flood in Galveston, Texas, has never
passed from the common folk repertoire, but the Duhks' modern edges
can't help but make you wonder what we've learned in the ensuing century.
Martha WainwrightThu., Sept. 11, 6 p.m., $21-$33, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by M.J. FineIt's as raw as it gets, but Wainwright's impeccable lineage ensures there's a heavenly choir to blunt the blow.
Gimme FictionA faux-Paris feel isn't all that Parc has to offer.
by Trey PoppIt is perhaps an irony that all of this wonderful fiction is in service
of bistro food, but in the
end, who cares? With 80 of the best
sidewalk seats in town and a multi-zoned interior that never loses
focus, Starr's simulacrum of a Parisian
brasserie is a terrific place to eat and drink.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorPub & Kitchen | Cream and Sugar | Home Slice
Groan-a LisaDa Vinci's shortcomings aren't hard to decode.
by David SnyderBorrowing its name from the scholar, Da Vinci Ristorante recently slid into Tre Scalini's old digs across from the singing fountain at 11th and Passyunk.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Drew LazorSly Fox Beer Dinner at Le Virtù | River City Festival | Second Annual Beer Olympics | The Dance of the Ripe Tomatoes | Ninth Annual Jenkintown Jazz and Brewfest
You Ask We AnswerCulinary Mysteries Solved
Q: I'm looking for interesting but inexpensive chef's tasting menus. Any suggestions?
Small BitesLittle Vittles
Fork in My Hand | Mediterrasian.com | Fat: An Appreciation of a Misunderstood Ingredient | Pumpkin Cheese Pie at Beiler's Bakery

Agenda Lead:
Rhyme and ReasonGZA is still Genius.
by A.D. Amorosi"As I waited to get the record finished, it went from a 'GZA Presents'
thing — me throwing out MCs from our camp — to me striving to make it
mine. The more I'm on there, the better."
Agenda Picks:
What We HeartScreens 'N' Spokes Prints
by Nikki VolpicelliA pretty kitty sits atop an old-fashioned big wheel bike in front of a
blue-and-white cityscape in Nate Duval's three-color print, while a
UArts student who goes by Dr. Pizzoli opts for piling rich colors on
top of each other to form a dreamlike monster with a bike-wheel belly.
Just Do ItSongs of the City
by Lori HillTo celebrate the new issue of Next American City, the mag teamed up with loyal reader and
occasional volunteer Doug Sell for a party where Sell will spin songs
about cities, towns or "any songs with a sense of place."
Just Do ItI'll Eat All of You: Sendak and Food
by Andrew ThompsonThe Rosenbach Museum talk will focus on how food plays into Maurice Sendak's works, often as a stand-in for sex, aggression and all things pleasure principle.
On the DLOne Nation Under a Uke
by John VetteseOne Nation Under a Uke Sat., Sept. 13, 7 p.m., Green Rock Tavern, 2546 Lehigh Ave., 215-203-0840 The ukulele is a pretty ridiculous instrument when